I've never met anyone who's made it more than two hundred pages into "The Tommyknockers". I've tried rereading it a bunch of time, but as soon as the story shifts to Gard, all the juice goes out of the book.

Pet Semetery is the only book I've read that genuinely creeped me out. And this was after seeing the movie a bunch of times and basically knowing the story.

" the rocky creative marriage of James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, with guitarist Kirk Hammett as the embattled elder child"

I see it's been corrected. Now, where's my gift certificate and apology?

Sweet Jesus….It's "dingDONGgate" motherfuckers!

You've just shattered my entire worldview. Thanks a lot.

Hey, lay off! She's got killer tits.

Linda's adorable, but I always thought Lindsay Weir was a bit of a pill. I've wondered how much of the affection guys seem to have for her is projection. Kind of like how guys fall in love with Jenna Fischer from The Office without ever really noticing that Pam is kind of an asshole.

Someone under 18 can only appear nude in a non-sexual context. i.e. Uma Thurman had to remain covered during any love making scenes in Dangerous Liasons because she was seventeen, but appeared topless at other points in the film.

When Robertson took the part, Fosse warned him "Don't expect to win any popularity contets."

a couple of anecdotes

What a hack job, I can't believe left out…um…that you forgot to ask him about…that uh….Huh, I think you covered pretty much everything. You got lucky this time.

"Striking Distance"…Jesus. The movie that was such a clusterfuck, the studio paid a script doctor nearly half a mil to sit in the editing room and try to make sense of the blithering nonsense they filmed.

I remember this flick. Glenne Headly might have set some sort of land speed for ladies saying "fuck" in a motion picture.

As they were getting ready to film the window scene, Terry Jones took a glance at Chapman's junk. "Uhm, Graham…it's rather apparent that you're not Jewish. MAKE-UP!!"

Oh, my God…that's crazy.

#39 Bride Wars is a sure bet. With Amanda Melson sitting in for Elliott, it's one of the better shows without the OPs.

You're not an employee of a business if that business hasn't employed you. These people aren't hired to do a job, they're allowed to perform. It's the same policy as pretty much every strip club in America.

That would be too awesome for words.

Chill out, there's nothing wrong with a little constructive criticism.