Wayne Jarvis is a professional.
He's serious and he's a professional.
He shall hide behind the couch
What a pro

I skipped breakfast
So I'm off to Burger King

I mean "young" mind. Damn delirium tremens.

Newhart's MTM Productions Cat
I used to dread the end of each episode, even though I liked the show as a kid, what with the multiple Darryls and all. Then that loathsome cat would meow adorably at the end of each episode and send my yound mind spinning down into the abyss.

Unless the informative pamphlet for children sent out by the local Fox affiliate lied to me, I believe that the reissued 1989 Billy Ripkin card sans "Fuck Face" was actually worth more. They should have totally used that one.