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I think I speak for the entire world when I say "No, we don't want Alan Thicke's son to be some big music star. Sorry about listening to his crap before."

Send her a picture of your junk. Works every time.

Didn't Angelo spend around $800,000.00 on the restaurant? Did he get any of that money back? I would be very pissed at him if we were related.

I think Nicky was just repeating what Morello told her. Not that he really visited her.

No. It was just a way to convey the view that the anti-abortion groups have too much power and are dumb enough to rally around a multiple abortion haver.

Hiring someone who doesn't know The Secret of my Success is a bootable offense!

Oh no! My brain!

Spaceship technology hasn't changed in like 3000 years according to Star Wars (ex-)canon.

Because he wouldn't do a sequel to The Frisco Kid.

Prequel Lucas would have edited it to make the voice on the other end some ethnic stereotype accent.

Hasn't he ruined enough sequels to 80s movies?

If he dies, he dies.

Last week had the obligatory "black girl hates all the honkies and quits" episode.

Bossk brought wine coolers and lube!

Wookiepedia is trembling with RAGE at the implication that Han was from Coruscant and not Corellia.

The story was very important. A white, southern woman said racist words a couple times!

I hate naggers too.

Why do rich people do stuff like this? Doesn't she have kids or grandkids or like a non-food hobby she would rather do in private? If I was a millionaire, I'd stay inside and just empty down my DVR.

I'd rather they just play the Benny Hill music while showing women in their underwear.

I dunno. Blair always seemed ok with Bush. Much better than that Prime Minister Hugh Grant and President Billy Bob.