At least you didn't call her a Chinawoman.

I'm sure you are great at making toilet wine.

Are white supremacists even a thing in male minimum security prisons let alone female ones?

Pray…for…Amiibo…

Sean is just mad they named the fat guard after him.

Well we learned that the Brits aren't nice to their informers when they hanged that weasely guy, so Mary would be pretty dumb to volunteer info.

Are you doubtful that the internet feminists in this article really give a crap about buying a childrens toy? Boy are you cynical.

Girls playing with Star Wars toys? Did we lose a war?

Its food trucks all the way down.

Luckily, he was an orphan owned by the Crown.

I think you've confused The Stand with Wayne's World.

The Stand without Molly Ringwald is like Parker Lewis losing!

Its the dude who played Kevin Federline on Mad TV.

Even the people who hate this movie have seen it a dozen times due to nonstop television showings.

I don't want to hear another thing about these movies unless George Lucas shows up on set and starts assaulting people with a Gaffi Stick.

That photo is enough to turn Wilt Chamberlain gay.

The AV Club turned into StarWars.com so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Ray Parker Jr. would like to get a piece of this action.

(Yells at Building Maintenance Guy)
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

Unlike some other Luigis, I speak with an Italian accent.