The Jedi not having kids thing wasn't a rule until Yoda's lifetime. There are many Jedi kids and siblings references in the Old Republic games.

Little known fact: Male Jedi loved Axe Body Spray.

Ba Rio Bama?

There have been dozens of books, video games and comics confirming that Jedi survived.

You gender warriors won't be happy until Mon Mothma personally defeats the Emperor's 23rd superweapon.

Even Black Smithers?

The Game Master?

You are right. He was deposed by Kanye.

We are the only ones who use "America" in our national name, so I think its fair that we own the word.

A fifteen year old white boy saying racial slurs? What is this? An AOL chatroom from the 90s?

He was up all night playing Atari Jaguar so his eyes were bloodshot.

THRILLHO?

I was so young and naive, I thought Bart's doppelganger would be an actual plot point that season.

Shes almost as bad as the mother on Two and a Half Men. Chuck Lorre likes those kind of characters.

Betty is going to make a Milford man out of Bobby.

Its a good thing female child molesters weren't invented yet.

The real Roger would have brought a gun to the commune as a last resort persuasion device. He probably thinks hippie killing is legal.

"Pretending" in the loosest sense of the word.

Chevy Chase is victorious!

There was no joy in AV Club
Mighty Community had struck out