How could that be the height? We didn't even have Youtube yet.

Ain't no party like an S Club party!

The decision was considered especially heinous.

Magica Da Spell made him go down on her.

She was always gobbling strange balls.

Birdo is like Buffalo Bill. Hes not transgender but he thinks he is.

Heres the sitch. The chick I'm rescuing wants her reptilian boyfriend to watch while we fuck and eat my Fire Flower afterwards. I was down for rescuing her but not this kinky shit. Any advice for me?

Do the math!

They still feel guilty about all those boys who played as the Princess in SMB2 who turned into hovering cross dressers.

Explanation: the woman is really stupid.

Shoulda just cut to Nina's butt multiple times.

The pastor offered to give it back. He didn't even say he would talk to church treasurer about it and get back to Phil.

Yet as privileged as he was, he had to stand in line all day to play pinball like everyone else. Thats why the USSR fell.

It was definitely Satan that turned Yvette the Maid fat.

The guy shot and buried an 18 year old girl alive. Can't bring myself to care that much either.

What about that Voyager episode where Janeway and Paris turn into lizards and do it?

Its ok. Torstar is into cuckholding. He wrote to Dan Savage about it.

Is that the one with the giant fat Amish lady? I feel like she missed some teachings about physical work in Amish school.

Clarissa explained it all and Elizabeth Banks stole it.

I was really surprised when Adventures in Babysitting didn't end with a Quadruple Murder.