I bet Obi-Wan would have stopped Owen if he tried to move off the planet too.

Are you trying to downplay this important news?

Hes been seeing Miss Grundy on the side for years. Hes got a grandma fetish.

Its plane spun in.

Also, if the gay couple ditched him, public nudity.

Can I borrow your male chastity device? Its for a friend……

Didn't the Beach Boys do a song about it?

If it makes your dad feel better, I got a $400 computer repair job for free because the Geek Squad guy didn't know I needed to pay before giving the computer back. Bwahahahaha!

Its the only thing keeping Jake Lloyd from suicide at this point.

If Lucas thinks something is silly, odds are it is perfectly logical.

Han told him only an idiot would do that.

Would you ask my dad that question?

Plays Indiana Jones?

He did it all for the glory of love!

Love was their treasure!

Even formerly dumb Rollo knows that Ragnar liked the guy though. Floki just doesn't give a crap about politeness.

Those European chicks age 3 years for each of our one years.

Bitch set him up!

He will make a racial joke to a black Jewish girl.

The best thing about Scottish high school girls? I keep getting older but they stay the same age.