My mom better not pick up the phone while I'm watching this!

If the other other Mark had been on set, he would have prevented Hamm from getting cock blocked!

He was probably the closest nonmarried Jarl. She really should have made more of an effort.

I thought she was a slave of Ragnar so he is already kind of her master.

Why now? Why not 10 years ago?

He could have just said "Sorry baby. I just had sex with Martha an hour ago and I'm not as young as I used to be so…".

Martha was probably so used to lazy sex with guys like Stan's partner that Clark is better even if he isn't emotional.

Gore was pretty conservative until he was VP.

They should have just turned around.

You've got your face all up in it.

Todays lazy, Mad Men-esque tv stars could learn a thing or two from their overworked elders.

Maybe you are right but it doesn't seem like he would be dumb enough to use them all without holding some in reserve in case of a revolt.

AVC is full of jibe turkeys.

He sucked dick for coke.

Victoria sent her a poisoned cake.

More like Bob Missinget…

I think the "having 6 dogs again"was meant to show us that Robin doesn't travel much anymore.

See this is what I don't get. You blame the US and UK for giving Saddam WMDs (ignoring that France sold them a nuclear reactor and who knows what else they and Soviets sold) but why weren't they found? Did Saddam hide them? Did they disintegrate? I'm not being a smart aleck. I genuinely would like to know.

Now the Rartie shippers will come out from the shadows!

I would spend up to 5 goats on a wife who didn't know about this advice column.