Not all crazy beard people have had a crazy beard since they hit puberty. The guy on Comic Book Men actually looked normal a couple of years ago.

Shady Nasty?

Those of us who have been patiently waiting for an Alyson Hannigan impression for 15 years were pleasantly surprised.

This season's Time Angels were not as bitchy or hot as the originals.

Specifically, Uruguay.
Heh heh, u r gay.

I"m sure all two of Duck Dynasty's gay viewers were outraged!

You forgot to mention that Topanga looked like an Ewok, but otherwise, great rant.

But I'm pretty sure Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz were never said to be dead in The Simpsons universe. Troy could just doing Independent movies and Hutz could just have jumped off the grid to escape some convictions.

He looks like a pretty cool brah who would let me borrow his Dreamcast without a hassle.

She cannot be dead because it would contradict all those episodes set in the future where she was alive! Won't somebody think of the lore?

Dennis Farina's Ghost:0.9%
Winston:0.1%

Hes no John Belushi, I'll tell you that right now.

Didn't the evil space marine guys learn anything from Earth history? They should have just made friendly with some ancillary tribe of Navi that didn't have anything Earth wanted and used those guys to kill the Navi sitting on the unobtanium.

"I no clean that"

Poor Ned. Isn't one dead wife enough?

So I guess Penny is the one who gave Leonard the confidence to hook up with Raj's hot sister, since she wasn't in the picture.

But Betty has low self esteem, so you know shes down for stuff Veronica won't do.

Cardassians are normally a grey-skinned people with spoon-indented foreheads and a fascist culture. In other words, they are much more appealing than that family on TV that spells their name incorrectly.

"You got on my LAST good nerve!"

Messing with a black woman's time and gas money is like messing with a black man's radio!