After she is gone, Riverdale can go back to not knowing what gay people or iPads are.

I remember that episode of The Wonder Years.

Is Coach Clayton the flexing black guy in the back?

Of course Reggie is doing the finger guns thing. After all, his world is stuck in 1966.

Lorne called Charlize Theron because he heard she was an African-American.

You are just trying to get the token conservative slot on Bill Maher's show.

Booger really didn't have an redeeming qualities except fanatical loyalty. Did any of the nerds honestly wish their children turned out like him?

I want bush! Pan down!

Al Bundy promoting nerds is just wrong.

Secretary of Partying Down!

How does Armstrong know that the random Mu girl wasn't just down for a one night stand and didn't care about having a relationship with Lewis?

Look, Lewis bought a lot of tickets for her at the kissing booth. He was merely trying to get his money's worth.

I thought his real name was Opie. There should have been a Joey Peeps-style scene at his funeral about it.

At this point, I just want Gemma and Unser to kill themselves.

I don't even remember where I would have gotten them. Did supermarkets sell them? Next to the Archie comics?

That was just a superpowered laxative.

I had a whole bookcase side covered with these ugly things playing with vomit and piss and mucus etc. WTF were our parents thinking buying them?

Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?
Yeah, that's "da butt."

Ha Ha. Trade chat LFGs have disappeared with dungeon and raid finder. Which is actually something I will never miss.

I like how cheap looking the current Bill Brasky sketch looks compared to the one from almost 20 years ago. I think its good symbolism for SNL.