I thought a Quiltbag was just a douchebag who made quilts.

Because I don't wanna be lumped in with those freaks just cuz I have Alternate Butt Syndrome!

This episode was really boring to me. I spent the whole time thinking of how funny it would be if the guys were able to make more money just selling ice cream than all the prostitution and other crimes they commit. Kind of like the movie Larceny, Inc.

What about the Modal Nodes?

How am I supposed to remember TWO Lous?

Thats not fair. Everyone wants to punch Jonathan Taylor Thomas in the face.

So Mystique is really Xavier's foster sister? Its not just some alternate universe deal? You would think it would have come up in X-Men 2.

I keep hearing it as "Fetus".

Its Fox, baby!

This is like America's 9/11.

He seemed pretty animated in Glory.

At least he wasn't pooping in his baby sister's diapers…..

Can't they just rerun Remote Control?

Do you support his beard?

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I
can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all
of them put together.

The guy hates all Democrats equally. Especially college students, which I sort of understand.

Any non-liberal who goes on The Daily Show in 2013 knows they are just doing it to get 15 minutes of attention for acting like an idiot.

They died and went to a galactic heaven that only had two dead aliens in it. Compared to that, Superman makes complete sense.

"Oh gay captain, my gay captain!"

Florida is more gay sensitive than California? The Gay Mafia must have a lot of enemies.