Didn't Bill and Ted call each other "f ag" in the first movie? People should take it easy on the guys, they can't help it if they still have late 80s political correctness.

Captain America: First Blood: Part 3.

I am lotioning up as I read this!

He made Justin Timberlake cry on Punk'd. Other than that, I can't think of anything.

If she ever said she liked Pete and Pete I think I would have to kill someone!

The show would have been funnier if she was also anorexic.

I was made to feel!

If I was 0.1% as rich as Kanye, I would be dating Eastern European lingerie models instead of some old, used up tabloid story.

I was more puzzled by the fact that a guy would go to the same wedding as the ex-girlfriend he just broke up with, especially since he was only invited due to her family connection. That guy is way worse than Ted.

Well the jerkoff parents who were responsible for the majority of the service didn't pay part of the bill OR part of the tip. Not the server's fault but Ted should have said bill it to their room. They effectively dined and dashed.

Also, most of the uber-hot 20-something ones seem to exist solely at sitcom and movie weddings.

Cassie was further destroyed when some guy she performed fellatio on never called her back.

Are there really even that many single women going to weddings? Don't most of them move heaven and earth trying to find someone as their date? At every social event I go to, it seems like the unattached guys always vastly outnumber the unattached women.

You work hard. You play hard.

Robin Thicke Firsties!

I didn't really get the Soldiers sketch. Willis isn't famous for playing badass soldiers. He is famous for playing badass cops. The sketch would have been funnier as a bunch of SWAT guys preparing to raid a gang hideout with a postscript that Bruce Willis's character got killed in the first 10 seconds because 20 bad…

I thought Dr. Manny Alvarez was Carlos Danger's doctor.

I would settle for just sterilizing everyone on Facebook, myself included.

Black people…..selling drugs? I don't believe it.

Tunisia should advertise that the Roman Empire was the inspiration for the Empire in Star Wars.