Parks is Brian Austin Green?

The difference is candy-theme Katy Perry actually looked hot and wasn't sticking her tongue out like a dog the whole time.

I have a hard time believing Andrew Sullivan was ever a cute anything.

If you go by Savage Love, "lesbians" are having more sex with dudes than straight women are having.

The only thing I "hoard" is love for my wife and family.

The Persian guy's corpse is just 3 feet away from the dock. It wouldn't take much to find him if the cops cared.

You'll have plenty of time to take care of babies WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN A TRAILER DOWN BY THE OIL DISPOSAL TANK!

The club is actually aware  that they need to attract new members. Remember in the first season when everyone treated Half Sack like shit? This season, Gemma let a random Prospect feel her up.

Theres no point in forging Clay's signature for the new document because the DA's office needs to meet with him anyway and get him to rat out on the club. All it would do is waste a trip to County Jail for the DA if Clay didn't want to do it. The first document was just meant to make Toric look credible to the DA…

Are you suggesting that telling the kids about Aunt Robin falling for "the Naked Man" and Uncle Barney sleeping with Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman were pointless?

In 2018, a cable network will be created that only shows mediocre 1-2 season long sitcoms.

I predict that in the episode where Jeremy wants to lose his weight, Morgan will be involved in some training montage set to cheesy 80s music.

Like how Angel let all those lawyers die in the wine cellar in Season 2.

I remember trying to play that as a kid when nothing was explained about how to do anything in-game. I always wondered if the manual would have helped any.

I've always considered it more of a suggestion.

Any list without Dennis Rodman's "Bad As I Wanna Be" is invalid in my eyes.

Yeah I'm going to have to take issue with this whole season mentioning "blood" when the majority of newbies are girlfriends, boyfriends, fiancees and spouses.

I was mad as hell when those two cute chicks Russel Hantz allied with last time he was on were voted out so quickly.

Her formal name is "Giant Tits".

Jamie Lee Curtis is pooping horribly because I had incredible sex.