I don't think a member of Starfleet "abandoning" his children because he doesn't want them exposed to danger on a starship or starbase is that unusual by Federation standards. Surely there must be some officers who feel this way besides Worf.

I only want them to review Buffy's new show if she gains the weight back she had in 1997 and wears mini-skirts again.

(To Kyle) Did you hit it, brah?

Well one of the biggest movies last year was just a rip-off of "The Running Man" so she seems pretty smart.

"This is Fox, baby!"

White people were killing white people like that before they even discovered Africa. I don't really see why so many commenters are making a big deal about it. Now if he was going to nail Barbie to a cross and set him on fire on somebody's lawn……

Its definitely not a college town. The only college aged people we've even seen in the town are Angie, Junior and the Rape Brothers.

Welcome Back, Sandler.

Dr. Jan Itor?

He has been reborn in the hologram spectrum.

So Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes?

Unless you are George Lucas. Then it comes from green screens and racist aliens.

But what we really need to know is how far did he and Apollo run in their tiny shorts?

That is a lie! The AV Club has consistently been on the side of driving the Bolsheviks out of Spain!

When Emilio's career went south, Charlie figured he didn't need to worry about fancy book learning to impress his dad.

"Like Sixteen Candles but with more Dong."

But how will I know when its the right moment?

If the Sons had really given a crap about not hurting the wife, they would have made absolute positive sure that she wasn't in the house when they came for her husband. Talk about lazy. They couldn't even spare one of the Prospects to tail her?

Even the Grand Dragon of the KKK would choose Cece over Elizabeth.

Nero didn't want to chase the two of them all around California. He just bought the last season of The West Wing on DVD and wanted to finish it that day.