They should have invited Dawes to jam!

Lea Thompson in Red Dawn was the best because you know all the girls were desperate and would sleep with any guy who fed them.

I'm shocked that he doesn't want to live in LA so he will be close to all his offered movie roles.

That is what Anthony Weiner is hoping for.

Kyle Ryan was so committed to this article, he even made out with his mom in front of a high school. Nobody even asked him to!

If they are idiots for thinking their country was a better place values wise when they were kids and wishing some elements of that would come back, then most of the planet is full of idiots. I don't see the reason for outrage unless you think any nostalgia for pre-1965 America is wrong.

I heard they have the internet for computers now.

Except men AND women of all races frequently do the same thing. Are you saying a 50 year old black guy who remembers the 70s fondly is being a racist and anti-gay just because civil rights and gay rights weren't what they are now?

The reason the Professor didn't fix the hole in the boat was to ensure that the Gilligan's Island TV movie with the Harlem Globetrotters would happen.

Obama was raised by either his grandparents or his mother and her Indonesian husband for the majority of his childhood. His mom might have even had more education than Murphy Brown but I didn't watch the show so I don't know. Its not really an average single parent scenario.

Also, Star Wars.

The worst thing that could have happened to Quayle was Bush picking him for VP. He might still be a Senator from Indiana and possibly even a "moderate" Republican by todays standards. Bush could have picked Jerry Falwell and Dukakis still would have lost.

Murphy Brown's bastard child is responsible for Miley Cyrus sticking her tongue out, trying to be sexy. Dan Quayle tried to warn us, but we just wouldn't listen.

That Lone Ranger movie disagrees with you.

What if Big Jim slept with, is sleeping with or will sleep with every person, place and thing in Chester's Mill?

Mario has had many jobs. He was also a boxing referee and a tennis judge.

For 20 years, my life has built to this moment.

Do you know how time consuming it is to keep a prisoner 24/7 when you aren't an insanely rich super-villain? Junior fucked up the only dungeon Big Jim felt comfortable using.

Skater Bro has been at home, whacking it for the last 3 days ever since Angie was treating him nice in the diner.

The average VMA viewer would have no idea who Beetlejuice is.