My racist Southern grandma is more self-aware about her position with African-American culture than Miley.

You and Bale are done, professionally.

Affleck is going to screw the Batman franchise in an extremely uncomfortable place.

K. Fontenot, what are you doing here tonight?

They chose….poorly.

Are Rap and Hip-Hop the same thing? I'm asking for a friend.

That performance was so bad, 3 million people just retroactively voted for Romney!

Its funny because hes Bald.

Also, Slimer (a.k.a. the ghost of John Belushi) was involved, which is pretty funny.

Alan Thicke would never have refused coked up bathroom sex.

This is just what bicycle store owners did in the 80s. It was really no big deal.

Its not not a winged penis.

He was conceived during Jamie Lee Curtis's topless scene in Trading Places.

Is that the one where it says the mansion is covered in piss and crap from all the purse dogs of Hef's "girlfriends"?

Feldman lost my sympathy when he divorced that hot, obviously brain-damaged girl he tricked into marrying him.

I'm tired of all this pandering to Asian Lesbian Republicans!

He seems more mature than Anthony Michael Hall was in 1985.

He sounds more like an Aaron Sorkin character.

Val Kilmer ate a whole bag of taco shells in the bathtub last night.

How did I know before I clicked that they were all honkies?