Scientology with some Rastafarianism.

Oh here go Hell come!

Also, the Russian Mafia must be involved. Whenever the Law and Order writers can't think of an ending, they just have the Russian Mafia kill everyone involved in the crime.

I thought that was The Rachael Ray Show?

When your aunt was buying Ram-Man, she thought it was something else entirely……

*puts Star Wars Nerd hat on*

I think he was Scotland's black guy.

Is that "Cabin Boy star" David Letterman?

CBS was just cheaping out in order to afford a cotton candy maker for the writer's room on Two and a Half Men

Yeah seriously. Are there no sewer openings where this kid lives?

The only cure for stepson: Full Frontal Lobotomy

Maybe she was like Marty McFly in Back to the Future II and following everyone around in a leather jacket and hat.

That means the MOAB was dropped on like Day 4 or 5. Way to spend a lot of time researching, Government!

Wow I remember that. The best part is him kissing that hot, way too young looking girl at the end.

You truly were the Dancing Queen.

They are going to surprise us all with 2004 week next year.

Isn't it bad luck to name a baby after a living relative? Maybe thats just something in my family. Although it would be funny if Yancy Jr. named his son that so Phillip Fry Sr. would die soon.

Since I was only 1 year old at the time, was everyone who saw Superman III in the theaters extremely disappointed? Its hard to go from the awesomeness of General Zod and good special effects to a bad Richard Pryor movie.

Especially weird considering how "gay friendly" Democrats were in 1997.

When the commercial first aired, I probably would have thought they were just two poor college/post-college roommates looking for free furniture.