You people will believe anything. Ellen wasn't really gay. She slept with former talk show host Larry Sanders.

As long as you assume the worst about the other political party, while assuming the best about your own, its always "false equivalency". Invading Iran was never going to happen simply because the troops weren't available without a draft. If anyone was "trying to drum up an attack", it was obviously just an attempt to…

The Chinaman is not the issue!

Imagine the firestorm if Seth Green was calling people "chinks".

Seth MacFarlane: Me so solly! (flaps dickey)

Global Grind? I thought they shut that place down?

On Boy Meets World, I never bought him as a bully. He made Ben Savage look intimidating.

During his entire second term, a not insignificant number of lefties were paranoid that he was going to invade Iran and that Diebold stole the 2004 election. And yes, instead of gang members, Bush was going to have Haliburton take over the country for him.

Maybe now you see why conservatives kept feeling sympathy for Bush when Michael Moore and Keith Olbermann were talking about him everyday.

This reminded me of that SNL sketch where white guys feel too guilty to tell their black coworkers that they are just going to lay around the house for MLK Jr. Day.

Mark Morford said he was a Lightworker so I just assumed he went to Lightworker school.

She was crushed by 500 cat skeletons?

Its always sad when a hot girl on a 90s TV show about the 70s dies.

Ze goggles do nahthing!

Another plot hole is why would Yancy still name his son after Phillip if Phillip didn't disappear in the year 2000? You can't even explain it away with the "this timeline was destroyed" explanation because the kid was still named Phillip in the movie.

Its only work if you don't like it.

I was glad he was such a douche to Katy. The only thing that would have made it better would have been if Dwight made fun of her for getting dumped.

You mean that wasn't the host of Tales from the Crypt?

Bra and Panty Store?

You got Coto'd!