Dennis Miller was only on for 6 years and he at least got a funny going away scene.

If they had done that circa 1998 or so, imagine how many Moe's Bar Rag episodes we could have avoided!

I assumed that Mom got television recording devices outlawed so that no one could skip commercials for her products.

In the 29th century, NBC rebooted Firefly and Seinfeld so now its Fox.

George Lucas did some weirdass reboot thingys in 1999, 2002 and 2005 which had very little to do with the actual Star Wars movies. You probably never heard about them because they were very unpopular and made no sense.

Strange things are a foot on Fox.

Man, I miss Space Ghost so much. I first saw it on Talk Soup back in the late 90s and wasn't sure what the hell was going on.

@avclub-54d29188fe85ae6a66b5ffaa043f799f:disqus Spend 5 minutes in any Parks and Rec thread and you will see a dozen marriage proposals to him.

The Catholic Church has an Ashton Kutcher abortion exception.

They say Flav put a little bit of himself into each chicken.

I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now.

They are the real heroes.

Its a Syfy movie. They are all 40% stock footage.

It wasn't a glory hole, it was a GLORIOUS hole.

Daniel Stern Voice: "Looking back on it, those years of attempted gay incest were really my Wonder Years".

Asylum movie formula—
5 minutes of funny, lame,  gorey computer effects
85 minutes of boring acting and badly miked line readings

Me either. Thanks for ruining my movie innocence, stupid article!

Did O'Neal trick a woman in the cafe into going on a date with him by pretending they went to school together?

It doesn't matter. Either way, he will have to train by running down a beach with a dude, both of them in short shorts.

Shia LeBeouf is the Kenan Thompson of white people.