@Charlotte_Grote:disqus Well you have to look at it from his perspective. He DID get to bang a lot of hot women that were totally out of his league there.

They still sound better than the Star Wars prequels.

MORE EYES! MORE EYES! MORE EYES!

I'm not really up to date on current first person shooters, which is what most of the video games shown on TV seem to be. Everything after 2002 looks pretty similar to old geezer me.

Well its not like Emmett isn't old enough to buy food himself. His dad seems like the type to just throw grocery money at his son and let him pick whatever unhealthy food he likes.

The paparazzi should just ignore all these whining celebrities and focus on forgotten sitcom actors from the 90s or something. See how long it takes for Kanye and company to get pissed off they aren't in the limelight.

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

Seeing as how mayors and governors frequently speed to get to non-essential functions like fundraisers,  I find it be a refreshing portrayal of those in authority.

Few people know this, but Romeo locked Juliet in a broom closet in the original story.

Snootchie Domechies?

Eat Up Martha?

Do you want Jimmy Smits or Benjamin Bratt to play you in the Lifetime movie?

Spike Lee: Because we have to tweet his address.

He is clean and articulate.

You idiot! That is a totally different guy! Spike Lee is the President of Spike TV!

Enough Bill Clinton stories!

Is this for a Driving Miss Daisy sequel?

Also, his performance in Ted, which is to say gay.

You are telling me. Nothing really filled the void of the 80s-90s  TMNT action figures.

S Club 7 was the American Nazi Party.