Electrelane.

And Miracle Whip is the worst thing ever made-

Yes I'm replying to my own comment.

Microwaved Parmesan cheese
And by 'Parmesan cheese' I mean Kraft grated Parmesan cheese product in the green cylinder. Put about a quarter or half a cup into a bowl. Microwave for just 10-20 secs so it's sizzling. It instantly turns into a gooey slurry, with the oil/fat layer temporarily separated out. Quickly tip…

Dr. Tobias Funke. Analrapist.

yo la tengo
Their best instrumental is Detouring America w/ Horns. Which isn't an instrumental, but you don't really notice that they're singing until the song's over, and you think to yourself, that was a nice instrumental.