I donated, too! (link)

Anecdotes like this are why I love the AVC comment section.

Joel Siegel Preemptively Raves About Blues Brothers 2000

No. The water is a gimmick. I dated a woman whose brother-in-law had given her theirs (which already speaks volumes). I could tell it wasn't working for shit, so I went to Home Depot and bought a cheapo vacuum cleaner (~$40) and it picked up more after vacuuming the same area that the Rainbow had just "finished".

Black lights matter!

Tonight on Ed McMahon's Party Machine!

Or when Glenn Beck said that he didn't need government help for college because he could learn everything for free at the public library.

To paraphrase Mark Twain: She got the words, but she doesn't know the tune.

I'd heard "Porky Piggin' it" before, and actually prefer it.

To be fair, he DID warn us.

Or his cover of Santana's I Haven't Anyone Upon Whom I Can Depend

My high-school aged son was invited by a friend to help out at a new Buddhist temple in our town, affording me a once-in-a-lifetime, contextually-appropriate opportunity to say this to someone: "Hey, see if he can hook you up with a jiz-ob! Maybe he'll put you in charge of some of those bald motherfuckers!"

For a high-school assignment to write an environmental poem, I submitted the lyrics to Moon Over Marin by Dead Kennedys. I got an "A" and the teacher read it aloud to the entire class.

How was the show? I have tix in Mpls next month, so no more joke spoilers please. :-)

A coma sentence, maybe? I dunno, I'm just sptballin' here people.

Wow. I never really thought about it but there should definitely be this kind of thing taught as a matter of course to high-schoolers.

NCS:TCP-IP

You can tell it's an old Dennis Miller line because there's no Benghazi reference.

The judge in the case doesn't seem like the type to over-emphasize these sort of jury instructions.

Do I sense the beginning of an Axl Rose gimmick account?