Monsters of Megaphone

Agreed "The Audition" is some "Who's On First?"-level shit.

Well, there goes my theory of a lone punman.

You should see the car he parks in his car-hole!

I didn't jump from that bridge, but would anyone like to touch me? Anyone? No? Ok. (sigh)

'Liked' for description of cymbal sound.

The Island of Dr. Wiseau?

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Stop giving him script ideas.

@avclub-90c88bf435e7bdafcb26109a12313c7d:disqus So, it's not just me that has that happen? My god. How many of us are there, do you suppose?

I would, but my daddy always told me NEVER TRUST A MAN WHAT'S MADE-AH GAS!

God ____ us!

Christian Mengele? You mean Joe's kid?

*rimshot*

Exactly. It's not even ironically, funny. It's embarrassingly sad.

Same with your first James Bond. I could never admit to my older brother and his friends that I thought Roger Moore was *TONS* better as Bond than Sean Connery. It's like when the first creature a duckling sees at birth is not it's actual mother. "Fuck it, that's my mama."

Paint Shop Pro or GTFO!

*hides behind Crispin Glover*

This point is probably moot.

Hello, friend!

Cool story, bro*

*No, seriously. That was a really good story.