Eh. We had a nice run though, didn't we?

Can I ride for free? No? How about grass?

It's true! W'e're so lame!

Ask your doctor.

Sweet, merciful Christ what an abomination.

#whoareu

The Whom?

Tweenage Wasteland

Or Jessica Williams?

1. Rob Corrdry
2. Stephen Colbert
3. Samantha Bee
4. Rob Riggle
5. John Oliver

Obviously! *rolls eyes, remembers vividly the actual moment when I was a junior in high school*

Lick my nutbag, DaVinci!

@facebook-1362402354:disqus What about the time he talked Norm McDonald out of the million-dollar answer? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

*and the quality/strength of the broadcast signal

But at least he got to be a Kihntestant.

"The last chip was for $40,000, I was about to turn 40, and it was The Price Is Right in its 40th year, so I was praying to both my parents up in heaven to make me win $40,000. That would have been really nice, but it didn't happen."

Thanks for nothing, dead parents.

Fa love puns!

I have Jesus Mobile, but I'm switching to Verizon when my current contract ends.

I agree completely, @avclub-b9a8f4af85454f7c56c06f0a39e7ec23:disqus . There something about the ones where they surprise their child that seems wrong. Contrived (obviously) and manipulative — and the returning solider and camera person (usually spouse) has their attention divided between getting a good shot and just…

*Calgon takes @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus away*