Needs more snark.

He was there to spit some rhymes.

But he smokes pot ya' know. (audience erupts)

Better yet, M*U*S*H which was a dog version of M*A*S*H. http://www.mash4077tv.com/a…

Ep. 175, Act 3: Yes There Is A Baby. It's about a brother and sister who create an imaginary family to escape their controlling mother.

Goggle: a search engine for steam punks.

AV Clubbie Chaser

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Moving from Yahoo! to Gmail is surprisingly easy and all your messages can be sucked over. Getting used to Gmail's method of threads and filters and such is an adjustment, however. https://support.google.com/…

Don't worry, dude. A half-dozen or so of the suburban milfs I know of Facebook are on the case. At least I assume they are. They haven't posted much for awhile. They're probably in deep cover or something.

When I first played Oregon Trail it was text-only on green-bar paper. Well, after we dialed in using the rotary phone and stuck the handset in the two cups on the giant terminal. To hunt, there would be a brief pause of a random length followed by:

You see a deer. Type "bang".

Except that it might say "pow" instead of…

While the 'Monsters University' line does stand out some from the rest, I thought this was his best one yet — vastly superior even. I'm givin' him a break. The bar has been set pretty high.

How will watching Rachel Dratch help again?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Source: http://knowyourmeme.com/mem…

Balls-Deep in Your Big Mommy.

I saw Camera Obscura in Chicago last weekend (6/29). Expensive tickets, terrible acoustics, and only a 45 min. set. It was still worth it to hear them close with Razzle Dazzle Rose</i).>

*taps foot, looks at watch, waits for link to poster image*

An actual runaway train sounds better than that fucking abomination of a song.

CTRL-F for "get the papers" — not disappointed.

Well said, @avclub-27e87cc851baee4401e8eed1d89fa6ba:disqus .

Actually, there's an over-the-counter cream for that.