GUYZ!! GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!!

*hides ghost peppers under the shmear and waits for you to eat it*

Do I ever!

I'VE GOT IT! They should reprint this book on pizza boxes!

It's America's wang!

It's amazing!

The AV Club

Shelly Duvall's face provided 90% of the horror. >shudders<

big time

Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

Mmm…polygamy.

Getting Jiggy With It by the Fresh Prince.

Say goodbye, Costello. Fiona Apple owns this now and forever.

I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka?

The Last Action Hero

BJ'ing your way through security?

*imagines Brit Brit dashing backstage for wardrobe change, hastily donning a skullcap and being handed a prop umbrella*

Who's fluffy lookin'?!

Would anyone actually want to receive head from a person named…Hammerhead?

Walking carpet, indeed.