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It takes years off, not decades.

Come on, now. I see the want to in your eyes.

I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce.

@avclub-8b14f79688c0146367914b8240be4128:disqus The real events come AFTER the show.

@avclub-c1a181c99ac4568d774b6585bc0a2153:disqus Mmm…anus tarts…

You'll be singing a different tune when you've got a corpse to melt!

Oh, I love you Pepe.

It inspired me to hire goons.

Top Gun II: Grounded (At Craft Services)

He looked thin in those ad spots during the NBA playoffs. But then again, he was sitting next to Sir Charles Barkley.

Top Gun II: Fat Face And Gay Boy

*places celery stick between buttcheeks*

"CHRIS BROWN HAS A MANGINA! CHRIS BROWN HAS A MANGINA!" - God.

His hitting it just proves how much he loves that dirty car!

The AV Club

That sounds dirty.

lol more like white wing OWL amirite????

I thought it was "Just like the whites we love". Here I thought Stevie was all racist and shit.

Ahem, it now includes Nirvana. At least according to my local butt rock station.

*drinks 8 long island ice teas*