I always loved how Clark could suddenly snap into cutting asshole mode when his buttons were pushed.

The Blockbuster Video near me was so ghetto, it was called Sleeper Hit.

Mathew Lillard died of self-inflicted stab wounds while acting out the shitty reveal of the first Scream movie for his Burger King coworkers, @avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus

I threw out a disk once and…it's roughly as painful.

Coincidence??

"Told ya he wouldn't like 'em, Eddie!"

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, an' I'm fiiine.

Yooooou don't understand a goddamn thing, do you?!

THERE. ARE. FOUR! CABINETS!

Don't forget X and L.

He's so old that when he orders a three minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

I heard MB's dong was so big he could use it to throw dust on his back on very hot days.

More like Vagina Lice! Okay, I've gone too far….

I can't wait for the episode where he takes the initiative and gets up early to milk the bull.

More like STUPORMAN, AMIRITE BRAHS???

…while screaming the ending to Stagger Lee, I hope.

Oh god, you bought a carwash, didn't you?

"Oh Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk hehe."

I saw this last week! So wonderful!

Sounds like both Kim and Thurston like them Jung.