Are you mad, woman?! He foiled a robbery! And, perhaps most heroically, had a pizza delivered to his classroom!

needs more *suppository* dialogue.

The Hunger Games: Asses Of Fire

THE DOG DAYS ARE OH-VAH-UH!

I would so eat Jennifer Lawrence.

That…explains alot.

Stephen King cameo

Hunger Games: The Del Fuegos

That movie's in my top five, all-time. Hard to watch, but so rewarding.

Um, where's Spicoli????

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, @avclub-04eb71b2a84b1a60d13abf7f2d60cb5a:disqus

How much in dog years?

If I look away, I leave myself open for wedgies, wet willies, and the dreaded Rear Admiral.

You like Admiral Motti? Well, this time you get to see him as a little kid!

He was Masturbating Bear.

He would have just killed the lead role in Scent Of A Woman.

That wizard's just a crazy old man.

Um, maybe he learned to force-choke himself?

So he was a 30 year old power-lifter?

I don't know, man, 70's boobs just looked different….