Plus, she fancies herself Danaerys, so she'll probably take a lighter and a can of hair spray to your junk.

But the shipping! Won't someone please think of the shipping!

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Tremendous!

By the way, I faked every orgasm.

I, for one, was imagining a Death Star with a giant nipple instead of a laser cannon…

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

I haven't seen anything this bad since that Anita Bryant concert.

It's Sofa King good!

*James Franco accepts the script*

"It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."

I like to imagine Zucker writing a Scary Movie script whilst inside a body condom. At least THAT'S  funny.

*gives @avclub-fa8458002a35e387549fe2782207fac8:disqus a nice warm hug*

WE WANT B'RO FACE!

@avclub-bf22c7a2d50406c5544ec65aa6e62275:disqus I've met a few of those girls. They say I'm all talk.

The Angry Inch

I think an image of Shakespeare should be short-hand for oral sex.

Great, kid! Don't get bukkake.

Still Holding Onto Our Butts: The Bob Packwood Story

Russ Meyer only went for naturally endowed women. At least I like to believe that.