Tell it to me slowly
Give it to me easy.

Ah, cock warts. Brings me back to my old wizard training.

Sideshow Bob!

"Abby..abby dooby."

Warfare among the stars

Phat hats!

I didn't realize it was a movie title. I thought it was a theater disclaimer after Aurora.

Paleontologists

And those things never work! I mean MUST DRINK BEER MUST BUY IPA BEER PRODUCT

MAGIC PLAN

LOUD NOISES!

Abra Cadaver!

Great story, @avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus Compelling and rich.

They could play "At Last" when the two first look at each other. It would be hilarious!

Don't call it a comeback!

More like Abra-ca-FAIL-bra, AMIRITE??

I heard it was "wookie turds".

"Poochie-style[!]"
—Nathan Rabin, AV Club

Don't forget to tell him to try spinning!

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"?