Eh, nothing a cessna full of chronic can't fix.

And CGI dinosaurs that step in the poopy!

My Sith Lord

Anatomically correct or ctrl/alt/delete!!

Spam Gristlebody!

"If you gobble me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Actually, Franco is the caterer, boom mic operator, set dresser, and janitor.

He looks kinda "special" in that film still. Like a little Rory Calhoun.

That is one big pile of shit.

No, indeed it is not White Boy Day.

MOAR POO FIGHTS PLEASE

Goin' Apeshit

Gay??! I wish!

Up With Apes!

Ahoy hoy?

Oh, and by the way, my shirt will always look damp and smelly.

La Isla Bonatha!

Ohh, I hope Phil Collins' "Illegal Alien" is on the soundtrack!

Neme-sissies

I heard his mom makes a bitchin' pancake syrup.