AARP?

I fap every time I see Leia incestuously clinging

…for me to poop on!

BOOM! Star Wars—you've just been POSTERIZED!! (probably)

…Annnd, they're not even femmes! Violence? Hoo, no, there is none!

@OldeFortran77:disqus I know what this is really about; you want me to get an abortion.

NCIS?? More like …Nice…Ass, amiriite??

"Mono-…D'Oh!"

Every playground on the planet gets flame-broiled in slow motion.

"…AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!"

Star Wars VII: Jar Jar Takes Manhattan

Yes, you should have known. But did you?

http://www.urbandictionary….

http://www.urbandictionary….

His breath reeked of BEER and PRETZELED BREAD!

His breath reeked of BEER and PRETZELED BREAD!

Quiet. Mama's watchin' 'er shtories.

Quiet. Mama's watchin' 'er shtories.

"…There's Hammock Hut, that's on third…"

"…There's Hammock Hut, that's on third…"