[slices off @avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus 's posting arm with lightsaber]

[slices off @avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus 's posting arm with lightsaber]

LOUD NOISES!

LOUD NOISES!

I don't normally do this, but I feel compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney.

I don't normally do this, but I feel compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney.

Maybe don't wear a bra next time…?

Maybe don't wear a bra next time…?

Smells like the inside of a fake leg!

Smells like the inside of a fake leg!

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus Is Cookie Jr.'s name Jarvis?

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus Is Cookie Jr.'s name Jarvis?

You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

WE WILL
WE WILL..

WE WILL
WE WILL..

Some girls' mothers are sicker than other gir-rls mothers.

Some girls' mothers are sicker than other gir-rls mothers.

HECKUVA JOB, BROWNIE

HECKUVA JOB, BROWNIE