I haven't seen anything this bad since that Anita Bryant concert.

I haven't seen anything this bad since that Anita Bryant concert.

"Alright Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around."

"Alright Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around."

Star Wars Episode VII: How's That Hope-y Change-y Thing Workin' Out For Ya?

Star Wars Episode VII: How's That Hope-y Change-y Thing Workin' Out For Ya?

Hell, negro, that's all ya needed ta say…

Hell, negro, that's all ya needed ta say…

Mmm….soy marinaro

Mmm….soy marinaro

Hell, I don't have a hangover! I have a hangov-HIM!!!!

Hell, I don't have a hangover! I have a hangov-HIM!!!!

If I ever happen to see some dickhead drinking fucking stoopid ass MANGRIA, I'll likely end up in jail for punching him right in the face.

If I ever happen to see some dickhead drinking fucking stoopid ass MANGRIA, I'll likely end up in jail for punching him right in the face.

The only funny thing about  Adam Corolla was when the late great Greg Giraldo said he looked like Pete Sampras with Down Syndrome.

The only funny thing about  Adam Corolla was when the late great Greg Giraldo said he looked like Pete Sampras with Down Syndrome.

Never go Full Emo.

Never go Full Emo.

Also

Also