Darth's not dead til they retire his jersey—er, cape 'n' helmet. Until then, it's "who gets to play Vader this time?"

Darth's not dead til they retire his jersey—er, cape 'n' helmet. Until then, it's "who gets to play Vader this time?"

Release your anger. Only your stock options can defeat me.

Release your anger. Only your stock options can defeat me.

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus Would it help if I got out and pushed?

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus Would it help if I got out and pushed?

I CANNOT wait for the sequel (shriekquel?)

I CANNOT wait for the sequel (shriekquel?)

I've pinched loaves with more musicality than that. Jesus. And it was less strenuous lol.

I've pinched loaves with more musicality than that. Jesus. And it was less strenuous lol.

I'll let you sleep on it.

I'll let you sleep on it.

The Bitch Tit vote is the sweetest plumb!

The Bitch Tit vote is the sweetest plumb!

Pssht. Nothing beats a nice velour pantsuit.

Pssht. Nothing beats a nice velour pantsuit.

Ermigerd!

Ermigerd!

Who names their child "Woodrow"??

Who names their child "Woodrow"??