Hi, Mr. Gosselin! How's things?

I do and he's a fucking nightmare.

Hi, son!

I always love it when the local paper publishes graduation pics from the area schools. Corona del Mar and Newport Harbor high schools are just pages of white kids with perfect teeth and the look of people who'll never have to worry about anything.

I live in OC too, in Santa Ana (albeit on the Costa Mesa side). What you say is basically spot on about the attitudes of the mainly Christian, mainly well-off, mainly Republican whites.

It's pretty scary to see how well Nathan Barley - and its TVGoHome predecessor, C*nt - described the future of media/internet/dumbing-down.

As a Brit who lives in America, this is my fear: the fact that Brexit won (despite the Leave campaign being led by odious ignorant liars like Farage and Johnson who bullshitted the electorate with outlandish but easily-refutable lies that 17 million idiots couldn't even be bothered to Google for veracity) doesn't bode…

One of my friends sent me a link to a mock American citizenship test, so for the hell of it I took it and got something like 95%. I posted the result to Facebook, and a right-wing friend took the same test and scored 75%. I made a light-hearted comment about how a Brit knows more about America than an Yank, which…

So we're officially not fans of the Laurel Canyon sound any more?

Let's not forget that UKIP were helped to get where they are by fucking idiots like 75% of my family who all rushed out to vote for Farage and his brownshirts because immigrants and were horrified when the Tories got into power in 2015.

You see lesbians going down in the Co-Op?

CAREFUL NOW!

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME WE DO NOT SHAG SHEEP.

I will! Thanks :-)

WINNER

"Rose went ballistic when he spotted a biker named Bill “Stump” Stephenson taking some unauthorized photos from the audience. "

Holy shit, I just read the Wikipedia page on that and I still can't believe it happened.

Ah. Never had that problem in Britain when I was a teenager. The local pubs' attitude seemed to be, "You sort of look 18 so here you go".

The exact reply I was hoping for :-)

But you're the LAND OF THE FREE!™ Why do you need "walking around ID"?