Five minutes, you're doing OK so far!

As a Tribune employee, I'm amazed that Josh Cogwell's press release is so coherent.

Yay us.

"Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo!"

Win.

I think the owners of the house have had it remodeled so the iconic "eye" windows aren't part of it any more.

I'm guessing the people who take shit to that pawn shop have gambling debts.

Right you are, Ken.

They put an AV Club article in the movie?

This appalling story about Ireland tells you all you need to know about that fucking medieval shithole:

Seconded.

Awesome, I love the Hap & Leonard books.

You're right, 2004. My bad.

I'm a Brit who's been living in the USA (Southern California) for almost 12 years. God knows this country has its problems (where doesn't?) but I like it here. But the thought of a Trump presidency terrifies me.

Fuck Off, Internet!

He got praised for giving it a go. Besides, it's ski-jumping, not running; it's fucking dangerous.

ARSE BISCUITS!

Yes, but we're talking about the British team, not the English one. There's a difference.

Look, if you're gonna make a movie about a 10-foot tall guy called Horus at least have the decency to include power armour, dark gods and set it in the 31st millennium…

" I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of…"