$300 an hour? That's what my divorce lawyer charges. I imagine McD's lawyers are billing in the thousands per hour.

My bipolar meds just make me feel normal… so why would non-bipolar people want to take them?

Christ. What a cvnt.

Ugh.

I used to work there, on the News-Press.

Are you in Glendale, CA?

Yes, seeing Labour get into power in 1997 was just this feeling of "thank Christ, shit might actually get better" - I was 25 at the time, so the Tories had been in power since I was 7. But it didn't take long for Tony Blair to piss on our dreams.

If they get back into power in May I might well end up delaying my return to the UK for another five years. Fuckers are destroying the country.

I agree about the Lords. You either get in because your ancestor was best mates with the king in 1375 or you get in because you "donated" a few million quid to the PM. And why the UK (population around 60 million) needs 650 MPs and 790 Lords is just beyond me, especially as the US (population 350 million) gets along…

Dear God, watching him go was the highlight of the night. And the Daily Mirror's front page the next day with the headline "WHAT'S THE STORY, MOURNING TORY" was fucking genius.

Continued to work through the Horus Heresy novels - finished Vulkan Lives Thursday night, couldn't put The Unremembered Empire down (it's now my second favourite) and finished it tonight, and just started on Scars. After playing WH40k back in my late teens (I remember when the Eldar were called "Space Elves") it's…

Scared the living shit out of me when I saw it on pirate DVD when I was 12. Couldn't sleep all night.

How's your trainer? I got one about 18 months ago as my weight loss had stopped around the 205 mark (I was down to that from 252). He gave me solid dietary advice and the workouts eventually got me down to 157, a loss of 95 pounds, which fucking amazes me still. Now he's all into bulking me up so he's telling me to…

I absolutely love Layer Cake. A great crime movie with a superb sense of humour.

That "Cool Britannia" thing was so bloody naff, although after 18 years of the fucking Tories I think the country would have been happy if a Dalek had been voted into office.Then again, staying up all night to watch the 97 election and seeing the Tories being slaughtered is one of my cherished memories.

We don't actually pledge fealty to them (although I think the police and armed forces do). For most of the British public they're not even an issue. Yes, it's odd to have this one family as the "head of the nation" but it's a thousand years of tradition and besides, what would we replace them with?

Even the short version of Star Trek V is bloody awful.

Numerous and belligerent.

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It is really good and very underrated.