i liked your death wish 3 thesis better

Let me guess
The zombie apocalypse was cause by CancerAIDS

Christina Hendricks got some big ass tittays

Billy Crudup > Jared Leto

A Response
Personally, I would choose the quirky self-destructive girl, but that's just me. Though perhaps I've been swayed by my penchant for loving girls who are batshit crazy.

My man Tony Goldwyn (bad guy from Ghost) was the only good thing in Last House on the Left. Oh and by the way, I Spit On This Movie.

I heard they made a tv show about all that.

An Idea
They should've released this at the same time as Seabiscuit. Reference previous cases of Tombstone v. Wyatt Earp, Armageddon v. Deep Impact, Illusionist v. Prestige, Antz v. A Bug's Life

the mayans are pussies. real talk.

Nas is like
"Stop throwing dog shit on a magical moment." that shit is funny

An Opinion
After just seeing this episode, I feel confident in saying that this is the best TV show of the year. Not sure how they could swing a second season out of it, but what they've done so far is fucking great. Can't believe that I'm not able to convince other people to start watching it.