I certainly, as a boy, was far more into watching Michelle. Therefore, Grease 2 wins. Case closed. Move on.

The only topping I ever want is just pineapple. I didn't know until about a year ago so people think this is weird.

Where do people think Pizza is from?

Seen The Cure five times in three different countries. Last time Robert Smith was ill. He only did about three hours instead of his usual 3 and half.

I don't get novelty Monopoly games. Like, how do you pay rent on 'Alleyway' or 'Paris' in something like Zombie Monopoly (first one came up when i Googled it)?

This is my chance to say I met Kate Moss once and ….[drools]

Eh, isn't that a zombie flick? Wrong kind of eating! And those dudes are often waaaay skinnier.

What does Tough Pigs mean?

Those eyebrows confuse the fuck out of me. (I don't know who these people are either).

Genuinely better than some of the theories out there.

My favourite bit was when an entire carriage of people agreed to keep his identity secret.

We gotta start thinking on a different level, like the CIA does. Now we're through the looking glass here people….white is black…and black is white.

They what? Please tell me more.

Not sure finding the plane is 'very easy'. They have trouble finding commercial aircrafts that crash nowadays.

99.9% of Jack the Ripper people fuck me off too. Especially now with their DNA bullshit theories.

HAHAHA! Very funny!! HAHAHA!

Is there a plastic mold of the Red Queen's mammaries?

Really appreciate. Will probably check some out. Will it matter if i see the new one in the cinema without any of the others (I am often working 12 hours a day and often on weekends in a small village with pretty much nothing to do - so cinema is a minor release).

"Honestly, the way the trailer was cut, you'd think Theron was only interested in killing and women…"

Who cares? She LOOKS FUCKING HOT AS HELL DOING IT!