Ok, I've never seen a Planet of the Apes film, old or new. I realise it's a big gap in my movie education.

There is no Dr Who.

It wasn't manure that saved those thrown out of that Prague window, it was angels. For fuck's sake.

Supermodel Sweat Flavour?

This is why people shouldn't be allowed to decide anything.

There's also another John Snow who didn't 'know nothing': https://www.theguardian.com…

My Catholic school told us condoms were NO protection against AIDS at all.

Sweet Lord, the green and brown design of North American Milky Way bars are an abomination. Wipe this image from my mind.

Disqus is now worse than yeas back when AV Club stupidly introduced it. Christ.

And Orlando Cardboard Bloom fucking stopped me watching for a decade. Otherwise I would hav watched in cinema. O only gave in after reading lots of Homer and deciding I needed to see how they did it in Troy.

I made the mistake of seeing a 4D film the other.day (Wonder Woman). Wanted to puke. It also ruined my view of Goddess Gadot. Stop shaking my seat when a goddess is on screen!!

Some of the chases have action.

Disqus. Still shit after all these years. And Even worse on mobile.

Bay…the action director who can neither do action or non action scenes.

Yup, that attention to detail is brilliant and shows the quality of the film. I only noticed that on about third viewing.

MORE MUSIC!!! MORE NOISE!! MORE CGI!!! MORE CUTS!!! MORE STUFF!!! MORE FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!

It's based on Ultimatum, but still, worth a revisit: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You know, I actually had the soundtrack of that film on my MP3 and it was playing it just before calling which gave me the idea. I wanted to blast it down the phone but the phone wouldn't have picked up the sound from the headphones. One day.

I'm not sure how the role she was playing means I can't fall in utter love with her. Which I pretty much did at the time.

My problem with Collateral was the ending. I enjoyed it until Cruise lost. Suddenly this bad ass hit man loses to a cab driver.