A rough edit has been running in my head for about half a decade.

Olga Kurylenko. And I'm a man. The film would focus on my early sex life with women and the shitload of masturbation I did in my teens.

I can't really think of anything that could be done to a man who chooses to beat women that wouldn't be acceptable.

I've seen some apologist bullshit for domestic violence on the internet in my time, but you, you really take the biscuit.

Yup. Art was truly made.

This was an awful show. But I would tape it and just watch the Tiffani Thiessen bits.

Not by a long shot.

Debbie Does Dallas IV in 3D

Interesting. Care to expand?

I love how you admit to being drunk and annoying people, but that's fine. Because, whilst having a go at me for deciding what 'is and isn't acceptable', you've decided it's acceptable to behave like that, even though you knew you were annoying people.

I vote for a spin off where the cool looking 80's Optimus Prime turns up, marries Megan Fox and beats the living shit out of the design mess that is Michael Bay's Prime. And beats up Michael Bay.

45 plants pots and counting.

Translation:

Yes, you do.

Or maybe a lot of those 25 were too intimidated to say anything? Or shy.
What about the five giving you dirty looks? Just fuck them, yeah?

Yeah, because it's great when people decide to spend cinema time ruining if for everyone by being obnoxiously loud and 'oh, I'm so cool and hip I'm going to laugh extra loud in an non-natural way to show this film is too crap for me'.

You missed the bit about me never going to watch a Nic Cage sequel.

I wouldn't go and see a film like National Treasure 2. But you act like that in the cinema and you deserve violence.

The problems with that film started in the opening shot with the CGI gophers (Or whatever they fuck they were, I never went back).

For some reason this article triggered my brain into remembering how fuckin' awesome this theme tune was (never managed to watch a full episode though): https://www.youtube.com/wat…