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Would have been more fun editing music to moving images of Taylor Swift.

Lose the robots.

Remember, it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and…no actually….you need to hit really hard.

Doesn't he have variations of it? With different 'amusing' things on it?

"N: Short for romantic relationship, popularized in fanfiction circles. "

Street Fighter memories.

What the fuck does it mean?

"Who do you 'ship?"

Never said there weren't some quality covers. But there were a lot that were not, I don't think, a good enough standard to grace a DC cover.

You sure ask a lot of questions, stranger!

I know it's all money, but give me one fuckin' killer cover over six mediocre ones.

Annoyingly, most of them are based on DK, not the contents of DKIII.

Yup. And I bet someone somewhere has them all:

I see DKIII first issue had 71 different covers, for fuck's sake. Some look so bad I may have drawn them.

I hear this Batman character has some popularity in current times.

Nothing with Hugh Grant or Russell brand can be 'great'.

When they look like Jennifer Lawrence in the picture in this article, well, there can't be enough white women in movies.

I will await it on Netflix, and just watch the Milla Jovovich bit. Thanks.

'Ferrell at his best'.

I've only seen Zoolander and that was for Milla Jovovich. It was awful.