King Kong sums up Jackson for me. I love me a good monster film and as long as film is well written, well paced and well made I don't care if it's 80 mins or 400.

Peter Jackson is a really good editor. Really good.

Poor thing. Next to Goddess Milla she looks like a tramp. For none fare well in the light of Jovovich's divine beauty.

I remember the shock when I read the Dark Knight Returns (aged nine) and seeing Batman beat the shit out of Superman.

Thanks a million for that. Wow. I'm impressed.

Always wondered about how they did that. Would love to see.

I had a Kate Moss wall.

I take it I should know how Uptown Funk goes. So I Googled it.

Revisiting this as an adult…I now realise what a shameless hussy, slut and snake the female lead is.

He's no Michael Bay.

Birdhouse in your soul!

Pfft, when my record deal comes through hookers will be my starter and my main and strippers covered in syrup will be the dessert.

It's funny because they were young!

She's mine.

One of These Days - Paul McCartney.

Have you stolen and watched my Schindler's List edit?

The best thing to come from Top Gear was Stewart Lee's piece on Top Gear: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ahh, Mission: Impossible always makes me think of Emmanuelle Béart's eyes.

41.

She's a supermodel.