Yup. I'll fight ya.

What's the obsession with the Pratt/dino 'calm the fuck down' image? Am I missing something? It's everywhere.

A bigger one?

Thanks, appreciate that.

I take it Cruz isn't huge on Plato's Republic?

It didn't answer whether ants go to discos: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Anyone know how the royalties are split?

"We get up early just to start cranking the generatorOur limbs have been asleep, we need to get the blood back in them
We're finding every day, several ways that we can be friends

Make it an 18 or fucketh off.

When are we getting Tomb Raider III? When an older, but elegant, Ms. Croft, passes the reigns to her daughter (played by Megan Fox)? To battle the evil, but seductive, Milla Jovovich villain.

Just to fuck with people, Sharknado 4 should have neither sharks nor extreme weather. And instead should be an arthouse film about turtles and knitting. With boobs.

Taylor has pretty legs though, so case against her is dismissed.

Apple being twats. Who'd have thunk it?

A world that pays money to Adam Sandler is a world that needs to be destroyed.

"I, for one, am glad that we as a pop culture-guzzling society have replaced "good, engaging story" with "set-prop verisimilitude" as our primary critical criterion"

Yup, remember asking a bunch of guys why their ridiculously expensive telly made everything looked jerky.

Ah, HD is great isn't it? And Jackson is such a great director.

Why do DC fuck up things so much? Surely they must see TV really rewards good writing now?

Female not wearing pants?

I've no idea how 24 was so popular. Almost every female character in that show was fuckin' dreadful. Jack's daughter made a deceased retarded gerbil look like Professor Hawkins.