I can assure you Rob Liefeld is even shitter on a phone.

That's why I only pullout my complete collection of oversized hardback versions of Edward Gibbon's Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire at social gatherings.

I get so mad at people who stare at phones during group conversations or when someone is talking. I try to ditch these people.

My tip:

Looking forward to this. Good stuff. (I also know fuck all about Ant-Man).

And Lethal Weapon II.

Hollywood.

"My Daddy got shot right in front of his house, he had no one to fall on but me."

Power of Love - Jennifer Rush - 1984
Power of Love - Frankie Goes to Hollywood - 1984
Power of Love - Huey Lewis and the News - 1985

I'd rather masturbate to the original picture of Hilton, than the pixelated version or indeed the Lego version.

Problem is, Superman is a terrible character (for anyone older than, I don't know, about eight).

Stan Lee NO MORE!

Sofia Coppola! I LOVE YOU!

Not even the bit when Lawrence is in the white dress and does, you know, that leaning forward thing?

One of the few things better than a Goddess Lawrence movie, is a Goddess Lawrence movie where she has multiple divine haircuts and divine costumes.

Let's have some quality control, Great Job, Internet.

Now is time for Hollywood to fund my Milla Jovovich Spider-Man vehicle. #destiny

Words cannot capture the depths of Corden's mediocrity.

Majkowski would have been better.

Wow…Diaz was something.