"We don’t know about you, but we really hope those deleted scenes involve some robots getting smashed"
Um, no. I want Scarlet Witch and Scarlett Johansson lesbian scenes.
The fuck wrong with ya?

Doh!!

I always read TNT as TNMT.

I'm still annoyed they had those other guys play Hamlet. Apparently the opening run was brilliant.

People seem to cheer a lot at Comic Con.

Ah, the classic 'If you haven't done it, you can't judge it' defense. Usually used by people who struggle with logic.

How many pies to the roof?

What if you enjoy a bit of nostalgia, like 1980's video games and movies, but enjoy spending your time reading a writer who is able to write?

Nope. Just check out the first half page on Amazon and realise he can't write for shit and never look at it again.

It got an A!

4.5 stars on Amazon says otherwise.

Holy shit.

I think Arterton is also charisma free.

The Expendable is one of the biggest wastes of potential ever.

Wow! What a concept.

Good article. Always amazed how badly many directors do action scenes.

I always thought it was good they made Marie vomit when she sees her first bit of violence in The Bourne Identity. Then he has to help her out the apartment. Pretty much how most people react to that kind of violence (I am a spy part time so know this shit).

May the Dark Lord punish them for eternity.

No. But watching strippers garden, yes.

Yup. Worked with a guy who would sneeze into his hands and rub. One day my boss came in with much needed and very posh pastries (about once a year she did this).