It's adorable when she does it.

It's fucking tough.

Fact: Blowing doesn't work. But sucking is great.

Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more.

If he doesn't kill the predator by cutting its heart out with a spoon I won't be happy.

1) Please don't be a dream episode
2) Please don't be a time travel episode
3) Please have some proper detective stuff, not just slapstick for 90% of the show and then 10% Sherlock stuff

My extreme wealth plans pretty much involve strippers and hoes only.

Hey AV Club, you've used a Smurfs picture for this piece by mistake.

Fuck the Minons.

This is the perfect role for Milla Jovovich.

Never let your dreams and passions die.

Oh, and in the sequel it turns out they have a long lost sister played (also) by Milla Jovovich (but with different hair) who turns up to complicate matters and inflame passions further.

I phrased it badly. I always wondered what the correct term was for that shitty bit…now it turns out its the 'drop'.

Milla Jovovich and Olga Kurlylenko should play two Ukranian sisters who rebel against taboos of their local town and risk their position on the local cheerleading squad by letting their powerful love overcome them.

Is the 'drop' that bit that happens in every single fuckin' shitty dance song ever.

Someone showed me a picture and I just laughed, Dignity never been photographed.

I've forgotten to remember.

Wow, considering nothing funny happened in the trailer (in fact it was anti-funny), I'm amazed this is a B.

'Tis the Devil's work.

I gave up ten years ago, so don't go blaming me buddy!