I always remember one where he found earth…except….of course…it wasn't earth. And he really wasn't back with his family. It depressed the shit out of me. Which is good.

It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.

It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.

Yours? Come here and say that…say that to my FACE!!!!!!!!

Yours? Come here and say that…say that to my FACE!!!!!!!!

I'm confused. Will I likely fap to it or not?

Which chat show circuit? Late 1980s USA?

If Die Hard was real, can you imagine what a superstar/controversial character he would be after killing all those terrorists in the first film?

Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax.

Hurry up with Zero Dark Thirty in the UK already!

I have never seen a Wayans film. Nor ever plan to. I clicked on that YouTube link. Within seconds I thought…this is going to be a fart joke isn't it? It was. I stopped watching.

TLC did that weird rip of of Paul McCartney, no?

Dublin girls still wear them. In droves. Like sheep. They love them.

No…I never fancied Beyonce in Destiny's Child….her beauty did nay blossom until Crazy in Love.

I did like the Liam Neeson bit.

I'm washing my hands of any decision to buy cake.

HE KILLED THE CHRIST!

I have never seen any of this trilogy.

Second hottest Buffy ever!

It's the working to be 'really fast' bit.